Meeting Tom Cruise at an Airport
Draw Something: A Review in 5 Sentences
“DEADFISH” is not one word. “KNOCKNOCK” is not one word. One a scale of easy, medium, and hard, “DUNGAREE” is not hard, but impossible. Read more
Words With Friends: A Review in 19 Steps
1. Installed “Words with Friends.”
2. Created account.
3. Started new game with a random stranger. Read more
Harry & Hagar: Partners in Prank – Chapter 2: The Fawkesfire Pillow
Ed’s Note: Presenting the second chapter of Trystain’s ongoing Harry Potter fanfic: Harry & Hagar: Partners in Prank. Trystain is more prolific than gifted, and does not seem to be getting any better with further installments, but nevertheless we believe there is some sort of limited entertainment value that can be gleaned from this. Also, Trystain is letting us post these without paying him, so hey, free content! Enjoy!(?)
snake knock on harry door so harry says go away hagar i am sleeping, and the snake says potter wake up you promised me you would help me turn a prank on dumbledorf and thats why I’m here and harry goes oh yeah lol Read more
Grading Net Neutrality Google Images (Part 2)
I searched for “net neutrality” in Google Images. The results will be graded. (Part 2)
The “doesn’t know how to use Photoshop or computers and doesn’t have eyes” stock photographer.
Grade: F
… YOU NEED TO UNLOCK YOUR LAPTOP WITH AN ACTUAL PHYSICAL KEY
Grade: D- Read more
Grading Net Neutrality Google Images (Part 1)
I searched for “net neutrality” in Google Images. The results will be graded. (Part 1)
This looks more like an improvised kidnapping in a server room than anything else.
Grade: C+
“Mr. Comcast, can you help me? My internet is being stolen by light bulb boogers!”
Grade: B+ Read more
Harry & Hagar: Partners in Prank – Chapter 1: The Bort Bean
Ed’s Note: Presenting the first chapter of our very own Trystain’s ongoing Harry Potter fanfic: Harry & Hagar: Partners in Prank. Trystain is more prolific than gifted, as will be painfully clear, but nevertheless we believe there is some sort of limited entertainment value that can be gathered from this. Also, Trystain is letting us post these without paying him, so hey, free content! Enjoy!(?)
Hagar knocks on harry door. open up the door arry, says hagar who is screaming this. harry pretend he cant hear and covers his head with his pillow then hagar says arry if you dont open up right now i will tell harmoniny that you like her! (lol) harry wakes up and lets hagar in. hagar is harrys best friend at Hogsmarts, which is the best of the wizards schools in all of the nation of europe,. hagar is the janitor at the school and has a bunch of diff animals in his shed such as: hiffgriffs, shagglebums, grumbleskins, cats, dogs and dragons. also rats and those flying lion birds. Read more