Grading Net Neutrality Google Images (Part 1)

I searched for “net neutrality” in Google Images. The results will be graded. (Part 1)

This looks more like an improvised kidnapping in a server room than anything else.

Grade: C+

“Mr. Comcast, can you help me? My internet is being stolen by light bulb boogers!”

Grade: B+

In hindsight, perhaps “Family Game Night: Championship Edition” wasn’t the best choice to highlight the dark, dystopian future of net neutrality.

Grade: C-

… OR MY CAT WILL LOOK AT YOU FOR A BIT.

Grade: B

These multicolored ethernet cables mean the internet as we know it is utterly doomed!

Grade: D

Can we get another artist?

Grade: C

In 10 million instances of showing a random person this image, they would never make the connection that it was about net neutrality. It also looks like shit.

Grade: F

… PLAY THE SEGA GENESIS

Grade: B-

What my grandparents think the internet looks like. Also stock photographers.

Grade: D-

With net neutrality in effect, all of your Netflix power point presentations will need to be done with a tampon.

Grade: A-

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