Harry & Hagar: Partners in Prank – Chapter 2: The Fawkesfire Pillow

Ed’s Note: Presenting the second chapter of Trystain’s ongoing Harry Potter fanfic: Harry & Hagar: Partners in Prank. Trystain is more prolific than gifted, and does not seem to be getting any better with further installments, but nevertheless we believe there is some sort of limited entertainment value that can be gleaned from this. Also, Trystain is letting us post these without paying him, so hey, free content! Enjoy!(?)

snake knock on harry door so harry says go away hagar i am sleeping, and the snake says potter wake up you promised me you would help me turn a prank on dumbledorf and thats why I’m here and harry goes oh yeah lol Read more

Harry & Hagar: Partners in Prank – Chapter 1: The Bort Bean

Ed’s Note: Presenting the first chapter of our very own Trystain’s ongoing Harry Potter fanfic: Harry & Hagar: Partners in Prank. Trystain is more prolific than gifted, as will be painfully clear, but nevertheless we believe there is some sort of limited entertainment value that can be gathered from this. Also, Trystain is letting us post these without paying him, so hey, free content! Enjoy!(?)

Hagar knocks on harry door. open up the door arry, says hagar who is screaming this. harry pretend he cant hear and covers his head with his pillow then hagar says arry if you dont open up right now i will tell harmoniny that you like her! (lol) harry wakes up and lets hagar in. hagar is harrys best friend at Hogsmarts, which is the best of the wizards schools in all of the nation of europe,. hagar is the janitor at the school and has a bunch of diff animals in his shed such as: hiffgriffs, shagglebums, grumbleskins, cats, dogs and dragons. also rats and those flying lion birds. Read more

Trystain English Lessons: Participles and There/They’re/Their

k alll we are going to learn some english right now for everyone. eng;ish is like one of the literly one of the most important things is the world to learn and everyone should learn or else you will look like an iditout. listen to my lessons and you will become an english professonal like me and then your will get a lotf of hot libarians who read harry potter abd they look like harmymonine lol.

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