Video Games
Dana Jan, director of the Playstation 4 exclusive “The Order: 1886,” was very clear on why his game would be running in 30 frames per second rather than 60. Those reasons are very problematic, and it’s not because of the 30 versus 60 fps debate.
Short Story
I thought I heard a bird just now. Like the warble of one of their songs – the bird version of a rolling “R.” But maybe it was just my imagination. After all, I might possibly be greatly inebriated right now. It’s very easy to overtox on Snarktongue Venom.
Trystain
k alll we are going to learn some english right now for everyone. eng;ish is like one of the literly one of the most important things is the world to learn and everyone should learn or else you will look like an iditout. listen to my lessons and you will become an english professonal like me and then your will get a lotf of hot libarians who read harry potter abd they look like harmymonine lol.
Read more “Trystain English Lessons: Participles and There/They’re/Their”
Soapbox
Funny & Short
The Family Edition of Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing has some questionable stuff, apparently. It must be from their “Edgytainment” software line. I’m not sure how they incorporated the survival horror aspect, but color me intrigued.
Movies
The concept of “The Last Starfighter” is better than the movie. An alien named Centauri (Robert Preston) creates an arcade game and leaves it on Earth as a way to identify potential Starfighters, who would then be conscripted to pilot starships to protect the universe from destruction. After Alex scores a new record of 1,000,000 points in the game, Centauri stops by in his space car to whisk him away to an asteroid base where he meets a collection of various aliens who were too visually unappealing and dull to make it further than a concept drawing in the Star Wars trilogy. Read more “THE LAST STARFIGHTER Review”
Funny & Short
I like what paul_ro is saying here and the way he’s saying it even more.
Movies
Jake Keeno was framed for murder by the evil Hyperion. Now, Keeno has finished his four-year prison sentence and wants revenge. “The Search for Hyperion” has begun. Written and directed by John Raynes (Keeno). Starring Josh Pierce as Hyperion, Steve Molinelli as Scotty, and so many special guest stars that I will run out of room if I include them all. This is the over-the-top, epic action/comedy thrill ride of the summer.
